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The Nasty Patrol started when 3 girls decided to throw nasties at drunk passersby...it was downhill from there

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HEY YOU WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PELTED BY A NASTY!!!!?????
And now for some Nasty News and Notes.
Nasty News of the week
This past wekend we all went home for Easter, so nothing exciting happened. I'll relay last weekend's events. After Susan's strip tease at Sig Tau, I was unsure if anyone could beat that..however upon getting drunk and passing out in the street after the lax 70's party. ibelieve that I came fairly close. Top 13 so far...

13.dirty derek and karin...who'd of thought?
12.Being approached by Sig Tau Damon..not too funny, maybe if I was drunk..???
11.Susan pulling a tom green, by yelling "Dressed in purple dressed in purple"... to an unsupecting woman wearing purple
10.Jess and Joe...wait a minute here?? I dont even know forget it
09.Me not drinking...for now
08.Stealing cd's at Penny's house
07.Kara putting Penny;s keys in his shampoo bottles
06.hold on here comes matt..ill have to stop and look at him for a minute...im jealous Kara!! anyway number six is..Tex referring to himself as "TEX HEFFNER" ok tex!!
05.John deciding to change his name to Serial Carpens due to an unhealthy obsession with Tom Green...
04.anything that has to do with Akira Mitsuka..the big japenese lacrosse player
03.does the fact that Both Bricks and Matt went to the same high school...
all the rest...TBA..


The main goal of the nasty patrol is to keep our eyes and ears open at all times, and to find the nasty victim of the week. this week our nasty victim is Brook, however, we will get him next week during end of the world. Unfortunately, this limits our victims of coursehowever I personally believe that Chad, Kamillah and everyone else would be suffice.

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